Rook,
Jesus H. Christ on a maple-glazed pogo stick.
You’re not wrong. Cannabis is legal in most of the U.S. It’s legal in Austria. It’s legal for recreation in Canada. Hell, it’s probably legal in some godforsaken Swiss village where they don’t even have laws. And yet there you were: Montreal customs pulling you aside like a criminal because you brought a vape cartridge.
But Rook, and let us be crystal fucking clear here—we told you.
WE. TOLD. YOU.
No drugs, medicinal or otherwise. Do you think they’re kidding with this shit? Do you think they don’t randomly search bags? Do you think “I’m a American with neurological issues” is some type of bulletproof excuse?
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